Upon signing Hope Marie to be the official spokesperson for “Osborne Enterprises” The man who used to hold
that position, Bradley McVay is now the official image consultant. Bradley has taken to his job very quickly and is quickly
trying to find way to boost my popularity, however I'm not sure just how successful he will be at that task. He has got me
to this blog thing on my website. He seems to think if I write some kind of weekly blog that people would come read it and
people would see the real me and then like me more. I'm not sure how much it will make people like me, but hey its worth a
shot. If nothing else it will bring my company more business.
Friday, February 22rd 2008, Caracas, Venezuela.--(After Battlezone)--
(A
tearful Hope Marie sits on the leather couch that is in the dressing room for CJ Osborne. Most of the night CJ has been dealing
with Thomas Craig and The Dark Circle. This business caused him to unaware of the confrontation between Hope and MWA World
Champion, Kacy Knight. The door opens and CJ walks in in a pretty good mood. He won his match and officially announced his
joining of what will be the biggest and most successful stable in the history of the MWA, The Dark Circle. Upon entering the
room he eyes Hope on the couch and instantly notices her tears, despite her attempts to hide them.)
CJ:
Hope? What happened?
(As expected there is concern in his voice. Its clear Hope doesn't really want to bother
him with this. Shes knows hes very busy and has a lot on his plate, and having to deal with her problems isn't gonna help
things. She quickly turns away trying to hide the tears more.)
Hope: Oh nothing.
(He
of course sees right through her act.)
CJ: You think I'm stupid? You know I can find out. So either
tell me yourself or I will do what I have to find out whats wrong.
(Hope accepts defeat as she turns back to
CJ as he takes a seat on the couch.)
Hope: I went to the dinning room to get a soda and I Saw Kacy
Knight. I just wanted to say hi and introduce myself. I was trying to be nice and sociable, but she just started yelling at
me and telling me I'm scum, because I associate with you. I tried to tell her that the situation with you and her had nothing
to do with me, but she wouldn't listen.
CJ: As you know I'm not the most liked person around.
In fact I'm pretty much one of the most hated, especially after joining The Dark Circle. You have looked past the reputation
I have around here to see who I really am, but Hope people here don't care about who I am at home. As I have said before Kacy
Knight has this place brain washed to believe what ever she says.
(CJ brushes the hair out of Hope's face.)
CJ: Hope one thing I learned some time ago is that in this business there is no room for friends. You have to
do whatever it takes to get ahead. If you liked great, if not oh fucking well. I don't ask the people I work with to like
me as a person, because for the most part I don't like anyone of them. However we all respect what we can do in the ring...for
the most part.
(Hope stares at CJ and whips away her tears. CJ is trying to see if she understand what he trying
to convey to her about the business they are both in.)
Hope: Why don't you trust anyone
you work with?
(He looks away for a second, before looking
back to her.)
CJ: because I learned my lesson about that. Every time I tried to put my trust in
a fellow wrestler they stabbed me in the back. Numerous people in the other feds I've been in have. Kacy, Jason Talbot, Lien,
and Gabriel Gambino have all been someone I trusted, but turned on me when I needed the most help....... Hope you have to
make your own moves in this business. You want something you have to reach out and take it, and not worry about what others
think. You understand?
(She nods her head yes and the two share a quick hug. He look in her eyes once again
before standing.)
CJ: Lets get out of here.
(Hope jumps up and puts her stuff in
a bag as the two walk out of the room flipping the light switch off on their way out.)
San Antonio, Texas will be the site for Revelations 2008. This easily the biggest card this year, maybe in the
history of MWA. From the Insanity Cage match to the Millennium X match to the four way elimination match that will take place
for the MWA World Championship. The match that I have been placed in is the Millennium X match. A match that as you may have
expected will have the Millennium Championship on the line. I'm not sure of this match, due to my lack of experience in it,
However I have been in many of brutal matches in my day, so I should be able to handle it
The first of my three opponents
is a man who acts like a 20 year wigger, but in reality Jackie Sweets is a 40 plus year old white guy. This guy is stuck in
the eighty's or something. I don't see how he was able to grab a babe like Scarlett. I mean how can a make who uses a MC Hammer
song as his entrance theme straight....Maybe he's bi. Maybe the old man is losing his mind
One thing I can assure is Jackie
will not be singing Karaoke at the end of the night. I mean its hard to sing when you have no teeth
One might ask why
I have so much hostility toward the arthritic old man. The answer is quite simple. He thinks he better than me. Everyone heard
what he had to say about me on Battlezone. On live television he had the gaw to say and I quote “You have a million
dollar body, but a ten cent brain” One part of that is very very true. I do have a million dollar body. I worked my
ass of to get this physic. How the 3.4 grade point average in Harvard Law School would disagree with Sweets on the brain comment,
but I guess you brains are slowing becoming useless with all these “accidents” you been having recently. Seems
like Jacko has a few secrets hes trying to hide.
I will admit Jackie despite his age has a lot of skill and can still
get it done, but he can't match my power. Hell, no one in this match can. Jackie has accomplished much in his career and no
matter what happens no one can take those accomplishments away from him, but never before has Jackie faced someone like me.
Never has Jackie faced someone who has the combination of power and speed I have. Never has Sweets had to compete with a true
total package like me.
Despite Sweets claims I can close matches just fine. I really don't appreciate the way Jackie
talked to me like I was some kind of rookie who doesn't deserve to be in the ring with him. Who the hell do you think you
are tell me I don't know how to close matches. I have held gold and I will hold it again you stupid mother fucker. Maybe its
some ploy to try to get me to doubt my abilities to help you get the win, because you know I'm the biggest threat standing
in your way. I know your looking to reestablish yourself,but I'll be damned if it happens at my expense.
Friday, February 29th 2008..Jacksonville, Florida--(Osborne Estates)
(In one of the many upstairs
room of the multi-storied mansion that is home to CJ Osborne is a study area. Its complete with a large sixty inch plasma
mounded on the wall. A Oak wood desk that has the normal desk items like a phone, laptop, and various selves filled with various
papers. None of which matter at this time. The room like all the other rooms is also filled with saintly priced works of art.
Also a oak wood bookcase that matches the desk. The Legacy X match from Revelations 2007 is playing on the overly large plasma
TV. Sitting at the desk is a man who is gonna be in the millennium X match at this years Revelations, CJ Osborne.)
Hope: Why are you watching that match? None of the people you face this coming week are in that match.
(He
was so into the match that plaid out on the screen and taking notes of the match he never noticed Hope Marie walk in to the
room with a glass of lemonade.)
CJ: Simple, my dear. I have never been in this kind of match. I
need to see how it works so I can properly game plan the match. This is unlike anything I have ever been in. I mean I have
been in some brutal matches over my time in this business, but this is a new concept even for me.
(He begin
to enjoy the cool refreshment she brought to him.)
Hope: This match has never been known for its
brutality. It seems to me its more about being able to outlast your opponents. This kind of match will test your endurance
and stamina more than anything else.
CJ:
Which is something I'm slightly worried about. I'm not worried about being able to last in the match because I know I'm at
peak physical condition. Its just this match is made more for the smaller guy who can fly around and land those big spots
moves. Where as yes I do have a good enough speed, but your not gonna see me doing huricrannas off anything.
(The
two laugh at his attempt at a joke. It wasn't really funny, but they laugh anyway. CJ rotates the seat of the desk chair and
looks at Hope.)
CJ: So what do you got going today?
(She pulls out her day planner
to take a look at her schedule for the day. Hope has taken over many of CJ's duties at Osborne Enterprises so he can concentrate
on his upcoming match..)
Hope: Its pretty standard. Board meeting at ten thirty. I have to prepare
a statement..Just some small stuff.
CJ: Alright
then. I need to get back to preparing.
(The two exchange a hug before Hope walks out the room and dissipates.
CJ rotates and look back at the large plasma television.
The
second of my completion has by far the stupidest name in the world. No one would actually legally change his name to that
if he was sane. Mary Jane must be slipping if this piece of work passed the psych test to get in MWA. Like I said before no
one who would call himself “Heartless McMeanypants” is sane. Heartless also has very questionable business practices
to say the very least. From reports that have passed over my desk there are rumors of things so vile and evil, that I have
been forbidden to say just what I know. To avoid federal prosecution I will abide by this mandate.
Its
also come to my attention that this nut has a weakness for cream filled spongecake, we like to call A twinkle. After much
digging I found out at least part of the reason why he is the way he is. This miserable excuse for a human being is a former
fat kid. A fat kid that was seemingly tormented by his father and many others in his life. This points why he is who he is,
also shows why he couldn't shut down Hostess when he had the chance to like he has with so many other company's. I can rest
in piece knowing that “Osborne Enterprises” is a not a publicly traded company. That mean he cannot buy stock
in the company my family worked so long to build. However merely his presence in MWA has caused my revenue to drop. I'm sure
the fact that we are both in The Dark Circle doesn't help any.
One
might ask why do I associate with this man if I have such strong feelings of hatred toward this miserable piece of shit. The
Dark Circle is simple a means to get me what I want. People like Heartless use The Dark Circle for something far less noble.
Heartless is using The Dark Circle for nothing more than to get his name out. He is nothing more than a glory hog. I have
much more complicated reasons for my involvement is this little merry band of men. In this match Heartless and I will be nothing
more than competitors vieing for the Millennium Championship. After Revelations will will continue our dislike for one another,
but we will work together, but not a moment before.
I have the hardest time taking Heartless seriously. Everything about him is just a big joke to be honest. His
name is a joke, that thing he calls wrestling is a bigger joke, but whats worse is the butt buddy that follow him everywhere
he goes. I personally find it quite gay to have something that looks as ugly as that following you around everywhere, and
what kind of name is Babysmack? I for one am tired of seeing that thing in the ring, but I have ways of neutralizing him.
If Heartless is going to win, hes going to with out th e help of Mr Babysmack.
Tuesday, March 3rd 2008..Jacksonville, Florida--(Osborne Estates)
(The personal gym in the mansion on “Osborne Estates”. Is currently occupied by the man who owns
said gym. As one might expect this room is filled with state of the art equipment that CJ Osborne is currently using to train
for a match that should he win would be the biggest win if his professional career. A career that has had several big wins
and championships won, but this would still be the biggest of his career.
He is currently covered in sweet as he pumps a large amount of weight up as he lays on his back on the weight
bench.)
Hope: You been at this for hours.
(He has been so busy with his work out that he never noticed Hope enter the room. He actually ignores her and
continues his workout. Its not until Hope moves and stands directly over him, that he stops.)
Hope: Don't you think your over doing it? Its one in the morning and our flight leaves at seven. You really
need to rest.
(He sits up and brings a towel to his forehead to remove the sweet that has accumulated there.)
CJ: Hope, you know how big this is. I have to make sure I'm ready for this war I'm walking into.
Hope: (With a look of concern.) If you keep going like
this your not gonna have anything left for the match. Would you please come to bed? You need to stop. We both know your more
than prepared for the match. All you have done for the last two weeks is train.
CJ: I realize that, but this is a huge match. Second to the World title match from a few weeks back this is
the biggest match I have ever been in. I mean as far as the talent involved and when it could mean for advancing my career.
(She gives him another concerned look that says “stop pushing yourself so damn much”. Its funny
how women can give those kinda of looks that no word are needed to understand whats on their mind. CJ of course sees this
and decides that maybe she is right, or at least he's going to humor her for tonight.)
CJ: Alright, you win I'll rest.
(A new look dawns Hopes face. A look that says “YES!!!”. CJ just smiles and shakes his head when
he sees the grin on her face. Then as if his by a book he remembers something.)
CJ: Did you make arraignments for Gabriel to be in San Antonio?
Hope: Its all taken care of. Now I know hes your head of security, but why do you want him to be at ring side
with us?
(The word “us” peaks CJ's interest, because he has already instructed Hope to stay in the locker
room during the match. However he has since realized the free sprint that is Hope Marie. This is something that is far from
over, but he doesn't have the energy to argue with her about it right now.)
CJ: We will take later about the “us” thing at ringside, but I need him there to counter that thug
Heartless lugs around him him. If he wants to bring his Grand Theft Auto Japanese mob boss reject to the ring, then I'll have
my ex-navy seal at ringside as well. Gab's only reason to be there is to keep that thing out of the ring and away from me.
Hope: I see....Ok I'm going to wait in the bedroom. I'll see you in a few.
(Hope scurries off as she is getting bored of this match talk. Not that CJ can blame her. All he has talked
about is this match and all he has done is train and study video. For the first time ever he let someone else run “Osborne
Enterprises”. Granted it was only about a week and a half, but thats a week and half longer than he ever has. As Hope
runs off to one of the many bedrooms enters the shower in the gym to do what most people do in showers.)
Now
that leaves the current champion. A man named Legend. I have to say that is the most unoriginal name I have ever heard of.
I mean what was Future Hall of Famer” taken. If it wasn't for Heartless the award for the stupidest name would go to
you, but I guess you'll have to settle for second place on this one. Something it seems your not used to.
I
spent a lot of time reading over your biography on the MWA website and to be honest I found the entire thing to be boring
trash. All this bullshit about Manifest Entity and bunch of other malarkey. Legend you can name off title after title after
title that you have won in other federations, but the fact is this is the MWA. This isn't some joke of a federation called
BFW or EWO. Not I or anyone else gives a damn about what you have done is those places.
The
MWA is the best of the best and your not gonna find it so easy to run wild around this place as you did other places. Sure
you have been on a role as of late, until you meet Jared Baker and Kacy Knight is the ring. I have never faced Baker before,
but as you already found out hes no slouch. Kacy and I have a lot of history and we have been in the ring many a times. Both
as her partner and her opponent. The point is seeing her and Baker kick your ass all over the ring a few weeks ago was just
beautiful.
Last
week when all of us were in the ring I said you walk around the MWA like we all owe you something. A statement I still stand
by till the day I die. You think your the hottest thing since sliced bread. You want ever one to run in fear when you enter
a room. Something you might accomplish one day, but I can promise you one thing. I will never run and I will never hide. You
are nothing more than a stepping stone on my path to greatness. You may like Jackie Sweets have faced and beaten many talented
wrestlers in your day, but never have you faced someone like me.
Never
has their ever been a wrestler like me. Their has never been someone with my combination of size, strength, speed, and brains
to ever grace a ring. I am one of a kind and I will show you who the best of the best truly is. You talk all you want about
your fed wide dominance that you call Manifest Entity, because thats all it is...TALK. I am a man of action, I do what I say
I'm gonna do. I don't talk for three hours about how I'm gonna do it, I just go to the ring and do it. Legend your time as
champion has been a shame to the MWA, especially considering that the moment you won the title you had it stolen from you
by Heartless McMeanypants. You have no respect for the championship and history behind it. Its time it comes to someone who
knows how to treat it with the respect is deserves.
It
seems my first blog has come to an end. Revelations 2008 is nearly upon us and we will rock San Antonio all night long. From
the opening match to the final bell of the World Championship match. I'm not sure what the outcome of most of the matches
will be, except mine of course. However I can promise you this You will not leave disappointed. The time for talk has come
to end and the time for action has arrived.