The main lobby of “Osborne Enterprises”
is filled to complicity with reporters from all different media outlets across the country. Centered in the front of the room
is a small stage with a hard oak wood podium directly in the center of said stage. On either side of the stage sit tables.
From right to left sit CJ's head of security, Image consultant Bradley McVay, Hope Marie, CJ Osborne, MWA Vice President Earl
Bickelbottoms, MWA Director of Media Kitty Sinclair and MWA Executive Director Thomas Craig.
The acting spokesperson for “Osborne
Enterprises” is Bradley McVay. He stands and approaches the podium. The crowd slowly quiets down as the reporters take
their seats ready to take notes. He Smiles as he adjust the microphone for his height.)
McVay: Welcome everyone. We would like to
thank all of you for coming out tonight. Before we get started I must remind everyone that this conference has nothing to
do with the situation between Mr, Osborne and Mrs, Kacy Knight. Due to an ongoing federal investigation no questions about
Mrs, Knight will be answered.
(CJ stands up and the two switch places.
He takes place behind the podium and shuffles his notes around for a second as Bradley McVay returns to his seat. After a
few moments of silence he begins.)
CJ: I would again like to reiterate due to
federal investigation we can't discuss the situation between myself and MWA world champion Kacy Knight... Now on to the reason
we are all gathered here today. Like many of the superstars that call Millennium Wrestling Alliance I started wrestling in
a small organization that tried to appeal to the kind of fan who would only enjoy the most brutal and barbaric matches week
end and week out. Those of you who have followed my career know I am referring to GWW. Many of my fellow superstars have been
forced to compete in these small time type of federation in order to make it to the big time or to even pay the bills.
(He takes a sip of water from the bottle
that we brought with him.)
CJ: Not many wrestlers have had the luxury
of being independently wealth like myself. I was blessed enough to have a family fortune to pay the bills and to provide myself
with the kind of medical attention I needed. If I was to hurt to wrestle I had the money to not go a few weeks, However there
were many who despite being injured still wrestled. The simple fact was they couldn't afford not to, because if they didn't
they didn't get paid. If they didn't get paid there was no food that week.
(Notes are taken as CJ stops for a few moments
to allow everyone time to keep up with him.)
CJ: For everyone of use who are lucky enough
to sign on with a grade A place such as MWA, there are hundreds who are stuck in the hellholes of wrestling. Even worse there
are many who have the talent to be one of the best ever, but they get seriously hurt before they can make it to the big time.
Places like the MWA treat their stars like human beings, instead of a piece of meat. The MWA has a union and amazing medical
benefits. The offer retirement plans for all members, and most importantly your contract is guaranteed. So if your hurt and
need to take time to heal your still getting paid. Mr, Brand has realized that his stars make him money, and he needs us to
preform at one hundred percent when we are in the ring. Thus he treats us all with respect.
(He again stops to take a sip out of his
water bottle.)
CJ: Another thing that many of us have had
to see if the early death of our fellow superstars. The causes of death vary from substance abuse to suicide. One thing we
are all guilty of is after the initial shock of the event is forgetting about the family that person left behind. Many times
a wife and kids are left to deal with out a father to help them. Left without money to live their life in a normal Manor.
That all ends today. March, 25th 2008 marks the official beginning of “The Osborne Foundation”
(CJ pulls a small piece of paper out of his
notes.)
CJ: I have named Hope Marie as the head of
The Osborne Foundation.
(Hope Stands and walks next to CJ.)
CJ: “Osborne Enterprises” is
officially donating One Billion dollars to the foundation.
(He hands the check to Hope and shakes her
hand for the photo opp. He then takes his seat as hope steps up to the microphone.)
Hope: On behalf of the Foundation I would
like to thank you for your sizable donation. For those of you who are wondering, Although the foundation and The Enterprise
share the same name they are two separate identities. I personally will work very closely with MWA officials to make sure
we help every possible family we can. This is a position that I take seriously and will do everything I can to make sure we
are successful. I would like to give the floor to MWA Owner Barrett Brand who has done so much to help get this rolling. However
Mr and Mrs, Brand were unable to attend today they are watching Via Satellite.
(Hope steps back and a satellite link hooks
up to the monitor where we see Barrett and Alarra Brand live from an undisclosed tropical location.)
Brand: This news coming from Mr. Osborne
is very welcome indeed. For years the MWA has tried to help out former wrestlers whose lives have been damaged by the physical
wear and tear of the sport. The MWA Union takes care of it's own and we have reached out in the past to wrestlers from MCW,
WFW, NAEW, UKWA and several others to help. What CJ Osborne has done here today shows that despite his past mistakes in judgment
that he is attempting to redeem himself and show the character of a man. I applaud him and the MWA will work closely with
this foundation to help as many as possible. Thank you.
(The monitor cuts out and the logo for MWA
is seen on the screen as Bradley McVay is standing at the podium.)
McVay: I would like to thank you all for
coming today. We would also like to thank officials from MWA for being here today as well. Everyone here will be available
for questions later, before we get that we would like to play a video of the different types of cases you will likely see
this foundation help.
(The screen lights up as the video begins
to play.)
Its time for my second official blog. What a few weeks
its been. Revelations didn't quite go as I had hopped, but if I was gonna lose I'm glad I lost to someone like Jackie Sweets.
However I was sad to see him lose it to that scum Heartless McMeanypants. Of course the interference of other Dark Circle
scum didn't help any. Its shit like this that I wanted no part of. The Dark Circle can't let anyone have a one on one battle,
especially the battles that involve those who stand against them.
Which brings my match this week up. It appears The Dark
Circle is pissed that I left them and wants to get revenge on me for it. Punisher is to chicken shit to face me himself and
try to take me down. Cause he knows I was the best they had and with out me they are shit. He can't let him reputation be
tarnished anymore than it already is by losing to me after Kacy made him her bitch to take her World Championship back.
Punisher is sending “The Great White Hope”
Allen Saunders after me. Mr, no personality himself. The gold fish in my office have more personality than he does. I mean
has anyone ever seen him with a woman. I know this is something that get beat into the ground by the fans who love to read
those rumors online and stuff, but the man is boring. I swear his picture is right next to the word in the dictionary. If
it isn't I'm gonna get on the phone with the people from Webster to rectify that. I wonder if anyone has been able to watch
an entire match of his. I have had to force myself to watch one.
Now I'm not saying hes not talented, because he has to
be in order to do what hes done. Hes accomplished quite a lot in his time in MWA and other places. He has beat some of the
best this business has to offer. People like Jackie Sweets, Cuchulain, Sierra Devereoux, Logan Wolfe, Blaze Alexander, and
many more. Despite that fact that they hated each other he and Jared Baker not only won, but successfully defended the tag
team titles several times. Only losing because Baker was to hurt to continue. Unlike my opponent I'm not gonna try and demean
his ability in the ring, because as a pure wrestler he is one of the very best.
There's a lot of talk about him being given cupcake matches
to boost him to a world title shot. So I'm sure there are some who will say I'm a cupcake opponent. However nothing is farther
from the true. I am the Anti-Saunders. I am the guy who is gonna derail this plan that Craig has to put him in the World title
spot. I heard recently that Saunders was marketable...Ha!!! The guy is boring. How the hell is he marketable? He has no charisma,
no flash, no anything. He great in the ring and I will be prepared for the fight of my life in the ring, but lets not be foolish
here. If hes getting his push cause Craig thinks he marketable, then Brand will be back running the show sooner rather than
later.
I will agree that his recent match haven't shown his best.
As I said before he has beat some of the best around, but I think he maybe losing it some. His tag team was carried by Baker,
and went Baker goes down the titles are lost. Ok, maybe that wasn't his fault, but still Baker was the reason they were so
successful. Fact of the matter is that Allen is a wonderful mat wrestler and I know he will take me to my limit. This match
will be about who can outlast the other. His technical prowess vs my raw power.
Who will come out on top? Who will walk away from this
match with their hand raised high? Will the Dark Circle get their revenge? Will I be mugged before, during, or after the match?
All questions will be answered soon. One thing we know for sure..We are in my hometown and I will make sure I put on one hell
of a show. So Dark Circle you want a piece of me then come and get it, cause its gonna be a rough ride.